Two Nights Ago I Had a Dream in Which I Was Happily Dating Phil Spector
Plays Written in One Day by Elizabeth Czyzewski
Play One:
#1: It looks like you’ve done some redecorating here.
#2: I didn’t, but thanks. I’ll take that as a compliment.
#1: I’d rather you didn’t.
Play Two:
#1: I’m a big fan of 36 Chambers, though I skip over the songs preceded by skits sometimes.
#2: Skittles?
#1: No, skits.
Play Three:
#1: I’ll be honest…you really put on some weight.
#2: I’m wearing 3 pairs of sweatpants under my jeans right now.
#1: I don’t think that’s it.
Play Four:
#1: I had been mishearing the lyrics for 7 or 8 years.
#2: That’s crazy.
Play Five:
#1: I’ve written a poem to read at my sister’s wedding. Can I read it to you?
#2: No.
I have little to no interest in blogging anymore. I tried to rekindle my interest, but it didn’t work. If anyone ever asked me what I thought of Tumblr, I’d tell them that trying to format text is nearly impossible.
